California’s Preparing to Outlaw Skittles…Because They Solved All Other Problems!

Written by Rooster for True Grit Oh, brace yourselves, people! California lawmakers have finally figured out the root of all their problems. No, it’s not the out-of-control homelessness or the soaring crime rates that plague the state. According to these political geniuses, the real threats to Californians are candies like Skittles, Sour Patch Kids, jelly