Loony Judge Luttig Claims Trump Threatens America's "Heart and SOOOUUUUUUULLL"

Loony former federal Judge Michael Luttig recently turned himself into a laughable clown show when the U.S. Supreme Court UNANIMOUSLY shot down his ABSURD scheme to keep President Donald Trump off the 2024 ballots. When that extreme HUMILIATION slapped him in the face, Luttig went into a state of highly entertaining grief-stricken mourning which was covered here in the DUmmie FUnnies. However, after a brief period of hiding in shame, Luttig is baaaaaack with yet more lunacy. He now seems to think that DEMOCRACY IS AT STAKE. No, not because of all the illegal LAWFARE being thrown at Trump with absurd charges as in the Manhattan case. Luttig is panicked that Supreme Court will rule in Trump’s favor (or at least partly so) on his immunity appeal. And if that happens that outcome would threaten America’s heart and SOOOUUUUULLLLL. He repeats that “heart and SOOOUUUULLL” shtick several times and seems to think that if he stretches out “SOOOUUUUUULLLL” long enough, it might impart some deep meaning to it that would make the rest of us sit up and notice of how dangerous Trump is to America. Oh, and he hopes no one notices WHO is actually conducting the illegal LAWFARE. Maybe he thinks if he stretches out “SOOOUUUULLL” long enough that would wipe the illegal DOJ LAWFARE off our memory banks.