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SATIRE: CCP Reveals Biden Is April Fools’ Joke on America

April Fools’ Day, 2023, Some Place that Will Soon Be China – The Chinese Communist Party (CCP) revealed today that “President” Joe Biden is actually just an over-extended April Fools’ joke from the CCP. “We spring this Joe Biden as April Fools’ joke, then somehow Americans pretend he serious candidate, then they cheat him into White House. So we think—why mess with good thing?” announced Chinese dictator and lovable yellow bear Xi Jinping. “Haha! This good joke on America!”

Joe Biden released a statement in response. “America is a patch on the world’s jeans that were created by—you know—the Thing before I defeated Corn Pop,” said the “president,” swaying back and forth and staring off into the distance with totally black eyes. “China is a lying dog-faced pony soldier. Ice Cream. Shlimigufabub.”

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Catherine Salgado is a columnist for The Rogue Review, a Writer for MRC Free Speech America, and writes her own Substack, Pro Deo et Libertate. She received the Andrew Breitbart MVP award for August 2021 from The Rogue Review for her journalism.

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