SATIRE: Porn Director Becomes K-12 Educator by Claiming ‘LGBTQ’ Label

Satire: Today we bring you the story of Hunter Perve, pornographic film director who successfully got his films introduced as required content in schools after labeling them “LGBTQ.” 

“It was while I was attending a Pride parade with my partner, drag queen Gertie the Groomer, that I had the brilliant idea,” Perve tells us. “What with Hunter Biden’s laptop, Disney+ drag queen shows, and OnlyFans, it’s been tough in the porn movie business. There’s so much out there for free already! But there I was at the Pride Parade, and Gertie was dancing in his cute thong for a baby, and I suddenly thought—of course! I can market my high-quality porn content to schools as educational videos if only I label them LGBTQ!”

Perve’s delightful, totally family-friendly movies include “LGB-E.T.,” “The Drag Queen and I,” “It’s a Wonderful Pride Parade,” and “Phantom of the Orgy.”