WTAF? CRASH TEST DUMMIES NOT DIVERSE ENOUGH? THIS IS REAL!

Written by Rooster for True Grit. In the never-ending quest for inclusivity and diversity, we’ve now arrived at the preposterous notion that crash test dummies are somehow offensive. That’s right, folks – a government report has declared that crash test dummies lack adequate representation of the American population. According to the Government Accountability Office (GAO),